it really isnt very hard. all it takes is one word. there are certain power words in our language, that nearly always have the same effect on people. i have discovered that there is a word that always makes people smile and/or laugh. as a former player of Dungeons and Dragons, i call it Power Word: Amusement. are you brave enough to receive this wizard lore, this word of power? can you handle the responsibility of such arcane secrets? prepare yourself then, for this word who's power i have discovered is:

"Poop."