Entire Media Agrees Not To Call Planned Parenthood Shooter A Christian Terrorist

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NEW YORK, NY – Every news organization in the world agreed Saturday never to describe the shooter who attacked a Planned Parenthood in Colorado a ‘Christian terrorist,’ even though that’s exactly what he is.

“Well, he's an angry Christian conservative white man,” said CNN news chief Wolf Blitzer. “So we prefer to refer to him as being mentally ill.”

Some suggested that this decision was motivated by ratings.

“We obviously can't call him a Christian extremist or a Christian terrorist,” said Fox News host Bill O'Reilly. “Most of our audience is Christian and would be offended. Besides, we would never report that anyway, because it's something that’s true.”

MSNBC's Chris Matthews agreed that telling the truth would hurt ratings.

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Cluck, cluck, cluck. Yep, calling Christian terrorists insane makes it all better. Because, nobody is offended by that. Do these people ever actually  listen to what they say? Insane is much more politically corrupt...oops...correct.