Netanyahu Feeling Like Trip To US To Start World War III Went Pretty Well

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GFP Note: This the from the Onion, a parody news site, so please don't take it too seriously.

NEW YORK—Following his speech to the United Nations General Assembly this week, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu announced Friday that he is “pretty satisfied” with his trip to the U.S. to instigate World War III. “All in all, I think I accomplished my goal of pushing humanity toward the brink of complete and utter annihilation,” said Netanyahu, adding that his implicit calls for international military action against Iran, which would ultimately escalate the conflict to an Armageddon-level of death and destruction, went “fairly well.” “I think I did a good job laying the groundwork for a nuclear holocaust that will kill billions of people and eventually end the world as we know it. Sounded like everyone really liked it, too.” When reached for comment, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad told reporters that he was “equally happy” with his own efforts to nudge the world slightly closer to a full-blown apocalypse.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/netanyahu-feeling-like-trip-to-us-to-st...

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This article of world annihalation

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Sorry to let you guys know but any Article written and or produced by theonion.com are altered articles that make fun of the news...Its not actually news its a farse. Just letting you know since I know how much you guys cherish the galactic free press but if you continue to share farse info people are going to quit believing in what your message is. Love and Light

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I was a bit suprised finding this disinfo article here from the ONION that is known for its regularly putting  disinformation stories. On my website I will not be putting anything anymore about the Kazharian Cabal that Netanyahy represents and are not the jewish people, as it is like some others are doing hyping the War and hate call and that is what they want.

 

Love and Light,

 

Lucas

 

 

If you read the article,

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If you read the article, you'll notice at the very top we mentioned it's from The Onion, and that's it's a parody news site. We also mentioned this in all the links to this article that we posted on Facebook. Despite the article itself being a joke, I think it's surprisingly accurate.

Questionable post

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Not everyone knows that the "Onion" is trying to make funion. I think there is better news out there and I know you get better submissions to post.

Well, if they actually bother

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Well, if they actually bother to read what I wrote, they'll know the Onion is a parody site. I also think this article accurately portrays the goals of Netanyahu and Ahmadinejad.

Modern Politics

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Its a big joke anyway...  These "leaders" simply continue the ancient mindset that has created this whole mess over there. 

 

I listened to his speech at the UN.  He opened up with saying how much Israel wanted peace with their neighbors, but ended by drawing a red line on the time allowed before war would break out.  Spring or Summer at the latest.  The world is so up in arms about 1 nuclear bomb.  Why aren't they concerned about the thousands that already exist?  They should learn to "wage peace" not war.

 

Its the old power trip that "might makes right" soon to meet its demise... Can't come soon enough! 

Love Is All

Modern Politics

ellion's picture

Its a big joke anyway...  These "leaders" simply continue the ancient mindset that has created this whole mess over there. 

 

I listened to his speech at the UN.  He opened up with saying how much Israel wanted peace with their neighbors, but ended by drawing a red line on the time allowed before war would break out.  Spring or Summer at the latest.  The world is so up in arms about 1 nuclear bomb.  Why aren't they concerned about the thousands that already exist?  They should learn to "wage peace" not war.

 

Its the old power trip that "mught makes right" soon to meet its demise... Can't come soon enough! 

Love Is All

HOOO HAAA Love and Light

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HOOO HAAA

Love and Light guys........ya'll better wake up and stop being deceived